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A letter from the supervisory authority for alter egos:
Dear Mr. D.,
On the occasion of Elias’ first birthday, please find attached the annual development report. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to call us.
Kind regards,
XYZ
Development report: Elias Goldmund, born September 3, 2024, 2:00 p.m.
Note: Since Elias sometimes left our observation range for a few hours, we documented and evaluated his “secret activities” (more on this later) with cameras and microphones in order to get an authentic impression of him. In our opinion, it makes the most sense to describe his overall constitution using normal criteria, as well as on a sexual level:
Contrary to any doubts that non-experts may have about the statement in the following part of this very sentence, we believe that little Elias is in excellent physical and mental health. He is energetic and usually cheerful, but this is occasionally interrupted by minor outbursts, which he knows how to integrate in an “interesting way” (as already indicated above) behind closed doors.
He behaves decently towards most of his fellow human beings and always strives to be honest and cooperative. However, his language when interacting with playmates leaves something to be desired due to his excessive use of strong language (“Hey, you little f*cker, have you been naughty again? Do I have to spank your cute little butt?”) and many directives that lack any politeness (“Yes, exactly, be a good girl and spread your legs a little wider so I can see your hole better”) sometimes leaves something to be desired, but is generally met with a positive response and can therefore be constructively evaluated as a strength. As far as his sexual development is concerned, there are some abnormalities to report that, on the one hand, cause us some concern and, on the other hand, can be seen positively as indications of a possible career as a secret service agent, “specialist for testing materials under particularly heavy stress,” or torturer. In general, he is somewhat ahead of his peers in these matters, which may have something to do with his foster mother’s abrupt departure [see end of this blog post]. His other cognitive abilities are also highly developed in line with his interests:
- German / literature: Elias can read both fiction and non-fiction fluently and has reported back to us with enthusiasm and a sophisticated, expert eye: “What fascinates me most about O is that during her entire stay in the castle, she was never allowed to close her mouth completely and was always willingly at her master’s disposal. This level of discipline and devotion is unique in all of literature and definitely desirable for my clients! Let’s see which of the ladies is already sufficiently well trained…”
- Mathematics: he diligently practices counting from 1 to 10 (“Slowly – with long pauses – count to 10 and don’t make a sound in between! You know what happens if you don’t get it right this time…”)
- Physics: The laws of gravity and surface texture (“If the client really wants it to hurt, you have to get a cane with a smaller diameter so that the impact area—usually her bottom—is as small as possible. And swing the cane loosely and never with too much force, otherwise you’ll break it close to your wrist or you’ll break the client.”)
- Chemistry: basic materials science (“Latex and oil must not be mixed, it makes a sticky mess and gets you in trouble with the boss.”)
- Biology: “Stop begging, only with a condom, no matter how rich you are or what contraception you use!”
- Art: “Look, I’ve carved a beautiful picture on your forehead.”
- Music: “Listen carefully, I’ll let you feel the tension between the violin and the oboe created by the next harmony change throughout your whole body!”
- Sports: “No problem, I can also f*ck you while you lie in my arms and I carry you to the toilet.”
- Psychology: “I trust that you know exactly why you are here and what you want. Nevertheless, I reserve the right to ask you from time to time how you are doing and to take a break if I have serious doubts about your well-being. We’re not doing therapy here, but if issues come up during or after the session that affect you deeply, you’re welcome to talk to me about them at any time.”
- Philosophy/ethics: “I can only live up to the ‘power’ you give me because, by virtue of my free will and the benevolence inherent in all human beings, I am inclined not to exploit it, but to live up to your trust in me with responsibility!”
Conclusion
We have observed Elias extensively and have found that he has found constructive ways to combine his interests, talents, and inclinations into a well-rounded whole, enriching not only his own life but also the lives of those who place their trust in him.
Barring any unusual incidents, we will not contact you again for another year. Sincerely
XYZ
